Interesting SMSs

EXCELLENT SMS EVER:
Someone asked God: "If everything is already written in our destiny, then y should v wish?"
God smiled and said," May be I had written as you wish"
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God does not give you the people u want. He gives you the people you need.
To help u
To hurt u
To leave u
To love u
And to make u the person u meant to be

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Diet plan for life: Eat your words, swallow your pride, digest the teaching of God, Eliminate the Ego & for desserts indulge in prayer and meditation

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Hands that serve are
better than lips that pray

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We think sometimes that poverty is only being hungry, naked and homeless. The poverty of being unwanted, unloved and uncared for is the greatest poverty

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Man: Antha book enna vilai?
Sardar: Rs.499
Man: Solli kudunga
Sardar: Sorry sir. naanga book vikka daan mudiyum. Solli thara mudiyadu.

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Y students always prefer local author than a prescribed author books?
In local author, Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail pf water!! Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after!!!

In prescribed Author, Two humans ascended a certain geological protuberance to collect a hydride of water whose quantity is not specified. One member falls off in rapid irregular disturbing movements??
Local author rocks!!!

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You are the world's best mom: How else would I have turned out to be so wonderful


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I just hope some day, I will be half as neat as you


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"Indians are poor and India is not a poor country" says one of the one of the Swiss bank directors.He says that "280 lac crore of Indian money is deposited in Swiss Banks which can be used for taxless budget for 30 years. Can give 60 crore jobs to all indians. From any village to Delhi 4 lane roads. Forever free power supply to more than 500 social projects. Every citizen can get Rs.2000 for 60 years.No need of World bank and IMF loan, Think how money is blocked by rich politicians. We have full right against corrupt politicians.

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Beautiful quote from a caring friend." i dont care when u disturb me. But I get disturbed when u dont disturb me"

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Get up all you lazy people and do something for the nation...
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Oh! neeyaa? Nee thoongu. Thats better for the nation.
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Warning!!
Dont eat Adyar Ananda Bhavan sweets, potato chips
fried rice
ice creams,
chocolates etc
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without me!!!
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Aasai & Perasai

Small difference


Neenga alagaa irukkanumnu nenacha, adhi aasai.

But

SMS anupravar pola alagaa irukkanumnu nenacha, adhu perasai.

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Husband and wife went to Jerusalem. Wife died there.

Priest: Sending her body home will cost $10000. But burial at this holy city will cost $100.
Man: I will take the body home
Priest: Why the costly option
Man: Jesus was buried here and came alive on 3rd day. I dont want to take risk
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None teaches volcanoes to erupt, none teaches tunami to arise, none teaches hurricanes to sway around, and none teaches how to choose a wife.

Because all these are natural disasters

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God said: "I cant be everywhere. So I created MOTHER".
Evil replied" " Even I cant be everywhere. So I created mother in law"
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2 feel without touch...
2 hear without words...
2 c without being near...


Is called...


Schizophrenia...
A mental disorder many idiots think iz love..


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Who walks wid u thru the difficut path of life!
Ur relative

No

Ur Wellwisher

No

Ur ffrnds,
No.

Its only ur..
Chappal

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11 common lines after people get drunk.

1. You are my brother
2.I ll drive the car
3. I respect you from the bottom of my heart
4.today i am not getting high
5. Dont think i am drunk n saying all this...
6. Dont u think this will be less....
7. Just one more...
8.I am ready to do anything for u...
9. go....homee...
10.If i was with her, i wouldnt have this today.

THE BEST ONE...

11. Today is the last day!

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A person who surrenders wen he is WRONG is HONEST
A person who surrenderswen not SURE is WISE
A person even wen he is right, has a girlfrnd!

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An NRI took his 6 year old son to his native village 2 teach d kid what poverty exactly means...
After the trip he asked his son what he thot about the poverty stricken life in the village....
Son replied "V have one dog they (village ppl) have 4. V have a small pool they have a huge river....
V have artificial lights they have stars...
V have a small piece of land, they have large fields....
V hv servants 2 serve us, they serve others...
V buy food they grow food.........!
V hv security personnels 2 protect us... the have their DEITY!!"

The boy's father was speechless.
The son then son said
"Thanks Dad for showing how poor v are. B proud"


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12 boys planned to propose a gal!


10 came wid a rose, but 1 came wid a RING- thats confidence!


Wat abt the oder 1?
He came wid his whole family....OVER CONFIDENCE!!
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Hanuman: God I cant stay on earth
God: Why
Hanuman: BEfore people used to do namaskaram


den they bent a little
Even then i was happy.


But now it has bcum worse,
Today a girl came to the temple and asked


HI Hanu WASSUP.......Y is ur face swollen up?
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Friendz are like sketch pens they colour ur lives. I may not be ur favourite colour but you will need me someday to complete your
picture.


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Last night, thinking of you , 1 tear rolled out. I asked why are you out?


Tear said, ther is some one so beautiful in your eyes, now there is no place for me,,,,
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A quote which means a lot if you understand it...


"Be with someone who knows what they have when they have you"


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Height of confidence...


Many profs wer once called...Dey were asked to sit in aeroplanes..After dey sat dey were told dat plane was made buy their students...dey all hurried out of the plane


bt only 1 doesnt move...


He said:




If my students havent made it....it wont even start!!!
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Loving hundred wrong persons will not even affect your life, but hting one right person will leave you a broken throughout your life.


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Boy 2 girl: Look at your body, it looks as if there are only bones.
Girl: Thats why i am thinking why is this dog standing beside me for so long.


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After some years words. which we will miss da most.


Coming to college tmrw?
meet me in the canteen
how much have u done?
Today alarn did not ring yaar
wat release tomorow?
How much will u study yaar
If its important tell me.....


So enjoy every moment...
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Crying alone is better than laughing wid people who pretend to like u..


Remember...LIFE IS TO EXPRESS YOURSELF NOT TO IMPRESS OTHERS


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What does
Nine Pipie Por Por Pipe Por Pipe Por potty Pipe "mean?








Simple




A Nepali giving you his mobile number
9544545445
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What is success
In 1988 Tendulkar failed in English on 10th std.
Now 2010 10th std English 1st lesson is about TENDULKAR. Thats success!!


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How can u believe on da word BELIEVE wen der is aLIE in the center...


When der is a end at the end of everyFRIEND
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When der is a OVER in every LOVER
Think!!
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Make a mind which never minds
Make a Heart which never hurts
Make a touch which never pains &
Make a 'RELATION' which never 'Ends'

May the lites brighten ur heart, the crackr xplod ur sorrows n sweetsnsweetn ur family. A very happy n prosperous DEEPAVLI

A heart felt thankyou for being the very special person you are; u r always reaching out to others in their time of need. Very Happy friendship day and have a successful living

Iniya thamizh puthaandu nalvaazhthukkal. Ponnum porulum maniyum pugazhum perugi vaazhvu valam perattum

I am the first to wish you on Vinayagar Chathurthi.
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(),jj()
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Keep this vinayagar as my gift for you.


Begin the day with light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside. Smile a moment n thank Nature, for this day, it cares for you all the way

In the rhythm of life sometimes we find ourselves out of tune, but as long as there are people like u to provide the melody, Music plays on! Happy friendship day.

There are more than 20 angels in this world. Ten are sleeping on clouds. Nine are playing & one is reading this text at this moment.

Someday. I wish to be remembered as ur Best friend but I rather choose to be ur True friend, because not all best are True, but all True are Better that Best.

FROM 4.11.2006
AIRCEL TO AIRTEL
AIRTEL TO AIRCEL
TATA TO RELIANCE
HUTCH TO TATA
TOTALLY FREE..............................MISSED CALLS ONLY

"Muyalum" Vetri perum, "Aamaiyum vetri perum. But "Muyalaamai" vetri peradu.

Sardar1: Naama Building ku bomb vaikka car la porom suppose vazhiyila vedichithunna?
Sardar2: Dont worry enkitta extra bomb onnu irukku....

Alexander: "In my dictionary, there is no word called Impossible"
Sardarji: "Ippa solli enda use'um illa, vaangurappave paarthu vaanganum"

"Flashnews"-jackie Chan died of heart attack after watching"Dharmapuri" Vijaykanth's movie.. Arnold.jet Lee Critically serious. Ha Ha Ha ha :-)

How do you identify a Sardar in a class? Its simple, check who is erasing his notes when teacher is cleaning the board..

"Night" is a Gud time to"Remember" all the sweet things & all sweet persons in your "Life".so sleep well with your "SWEET MEMORIES".Good Night...

My frndship is like sugarcane. you crush it, twist it, squeez it, beat it to pulp,..all that you'll get is sweetness...!! good morning

A Train suddenly Slips into a Paddy fieldand stumbles and stops.The Driver is a Sardarji.Passengers : Are youBlind, How did the trainslip into the field.?Sardar Driver : A Manwas standng on theTracks.Passengers : For ONEMan you endangeredso many lives, youmust have Smashed Him.!Sardar : I was tryingto DO that Onlybut HE RAN Intothe Fields.!

If ABCD = American Born Confused Desi....how abt ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ?It is : American Born Confused Desi Emigrated From Gujarat, Housed In Jersey, Keeping Lotsa Motels, Named Omkarnath Patel, Quickly Reached Success Through Underhanded Vicious Ways, Xenophobic Yet Zestful...... phew ... ;-)

Tortoise and rabbit wrote entrance exam and tortoise got 70% and rabbit got 81%. Both wanted admission in an engineering college, cut off was 85%.Rabbit did not get but tortoise got it. How? Ans: SPORTS QUOTA - Remember tortoise had won a race when you were in I standard.

In one scooter 3 sardars were going, so trafic police showed his hand. sardar said sorry we r already 3 members...

Manmohan Singh to Bush :We are sending Indians to MOON next year.Bush : Wow.! How many.?M.S. : 100.Bush : Can you takesome of ours?M.S. : Impossible.!Bush : Why?M.S. : We hav 25 OBC,20 SC,15 ST,5 Handicapped,5 Sports Persons,2 Kashmiri Migrants,8 Politicians,18 General n if POSSIBLE2 ASTRONAUTS!

Mango,Orange,Banana,Grapes & Apple. In this which is sweet? guess plz!!! theriyalaiya? Idula eduvume sweet illa. Ellame fruit thaan!!!

I Like 3 Things : 1 - SUN;2 - MOON ;3 - U::::Sun For The "Day Time";Moon For The "Night Time";& U For My Lifetime friend..

11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 enna paakura, naalaiku naan onnum anupalanu sollakudathu athan.

God will be above u- 2bless u,below u- to support u,before u-2guide u,behind u-to protect u,beside u-to comfort u & inside u-to sustain u.

Annamalai dialog:Unnoda calendarla Kurichi vachikko,Indha naal ,ennoda carda recharge panni,unnavida athigama sms anuppi,nee epdi enakku tholla kudutheyo,adhae madtheri nanum kudukkala,nan "un friend" illa.....2+2=8-8=16 kootti kalichi paru kanakku thappa varum......

A Crime story.full & full suspens.…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. THE END. full suspensnu sonnomulla Appuram enna looku ......

Indraya thathuvam: Kaveri aathula meen pidikkalam, Gangai aathula kooda meen pidikkalam, aana Ayyar aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?

An innocent joke: a thief was leaving the house, a child got up and said the thief: 'Take my school bag also otherwise I will wake my mummy and papa'

College bagavath geetha:Ethai nee padithai athai nee marappatharku.Ethai nee purinthu kondai, athu puriyamal iruppatharku.Endru nee college olungaga vanthai, attendance lack agamal irupparthuku. Entha figure indru unnudaiyatho athu nalai matroruvar agivudum.Matrorunaal athu verouvar udaiyathagividum. Ithuve college niyathi.. .

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If i gO wrOng, i need ur hand 2 CORECT mE.iF i win, i need ur hand 2 PAT me
,iF im LOsT, i need ur hand 2 GUIDE mE.So,PLZ parcel & courier ur hand.

Public Service Msg:Please elect vijaykant at any cost......... otherwise he will comeback for acting!

Sardarji goes to a petrol bunk. Watches a board "DO NOT USE CELL PHONE HERE"..He picks his phone makes call to his friend & says "DONT CALL ME NOW"

"Laziness is our biggest enemy"- Jawaharlal Nehru;
"We should learn to love our enemies" - Mahatma Gandhi.
Which one to follow? Big confusion.

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to Punjab, he wanted to save money. What did he do? Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.

A sardar falls in love with a nurse. He thinks of writing a love letter 2 her. He thinks...thinks...thinks...and writes "I LOVE U SISTER"

Commerce professor asks the student: What is the most important source of law for starting business? The student replied "Father in law"...

English poem in chennai language: Johny Johny. Inna naina? Chakara thunriya? Illa naina. Dabaikiriya? Illa naina! Vaaya thora... Ha..Ha

As this year draws to an end, I want to thank all the special people who touched my life with their concern & mademy life more meaningful. Thankyou for your contribution and co-operation to my life. MayGod continue to give you abundant happiness in the coming new year & always. Best wishes for 2007.. with love and care.

Thoongapora ellorukkum nan onnu solren nalla kettukkonga ...................................................................................................Naanum Thoongaporen. Good night.

My smile + my joy + my pleasure + my life + my relief + my honour & my pride = ur 1 sms. Now think the value of ur sms msg.

Today's thatthuvam: 1. Tea master ennadan lighta tea pottalum, adula irundu velicham varadhu 2. Power glassai evlo nerum fridgela vechalum adhu cooling glassa agaadu. 3. Ettu kaal poochikku ennadan 8 kaal irundalum adaala oru local call kooda panna mudiyadu. 4. Train ennadan speeda ponalum kadaisi petti kadaisiyathaan varum.

India, Pakista rendukkum nadula enna irukku?........................................................................................... Theriyalaiya?....................................................................... ayyo ayyo!...............................................................kama irukku. Nalla parunga.

Happy birthday to you. I wish all the sweetest of your dream come true. - Venu